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Pistachio Spread - GOODSTACHIO
GOODSTACHIO™ is the holy grail of pistachio spreads.
Naturally green, silky smooth and made from godly ingredients only: real pistachios, prebiotic fibre, MCT oil and not a single sin in sight.
Sugar? We’re having nun of it.
No sugar. No dairy. No seed oils. No fillers. No numbers. Just green flags and good taste.
While the others hide their dirty ingredients behind sweet talk, we kept it holy — no sinful ingredients, nothing artificial, no forgiveness required. This jar has a halo for a reason.
Confession: one spoon and you’ll be converted.
Why you will love it:
Because most pistachio spreads are sweet talkers. Ours is saintly.
Made with real pistachios – not flavours, fillers or fake green
Sweetened with allulose – a gut-friendly natural sweetener with no sugar crash
0g sugar – the other guys? Try 42%
No dairy – just coconut milk powder for creamy texture without compromise
No seed oils – we use MCT oil to fuel your body, not inflame it
No emulsifiers, gums or numbers – just whole food ingredients that do the job
How to use:
Ingredients: Pistachio (25%), Allulose (prebiotic), Blanched Almond Meal (lectin-free), Cassava Flour, Cacao Butter, Inulin, MCT Oil (Medium-Chain Triglycerides), Coconut Milk Powder, Vanilla Powder, Sunflower Lecithin.
Contains: Pistachio, Almond
200g
For supplements and health products: Always read the label and follow the directions for use. Consult your healthcare professional before use, especially if pregnant, breastfeeding, or taking medication.
How We Work
How We Work
Curious about how we handle orders, when to place yours, and when your goodies will arrive?
Wondering why sometimes the cart is closed or things show as “sold out”? Let us explain it all, nice and simple
Our Ordering Rhythm
We now operate in a 10-day open, 4-day closed cycle. That means:
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Our online store is open for 10 days at a time.
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After that, the cart closes for 4 days so we can process, pack, and ship all the orders.
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Then it all starts again - open for 10, closed for 4.
This new rhythm helps us:
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Avoid food and product wastage
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Offer bulk pricing and keep costs low
The Timer
You’ll notice a timer on our website—this shows exactly how long is left before the cart closes.
Once the timer hits zero:
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No more new orders can be placed.
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We begin processing all the current orders (usually takes 24 hours).
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Shipping and delivery starts straight after!
Shipping & Delivery
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Shipping: We use Australia Post, so prices are based on their standard rates. Usually takes 1-15 business day.
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Delivery: We offer delivery for a small fee:
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Landsborough/Sunshine Coast area:
Free delivery within a 5km radius of Landsborough
5km-10km: $5
10km-15km: $10
15km-20km: $15
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Pickup: Available for free from:
- Landsborough, Sunshine Coast
We understand it might seem like a long time, but it's only for the first order before you get into a routine of monthly ordering. This system helps you budget, keep everything stocked up, and reduce spending at big corporations.
Planning Ahead
During the 4-day “closed” window, you can:
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Still browse our shop
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Add favourites by tapping the little heart icon
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Start building your next order
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Send us a message if you’re looking for a specific product—we’ll do our best to get it in for you!
Why Shop This Way?
We know you’re used to instant deliveries. But here’s why our rhythm is worth it:
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You get better prices
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We cut down on waste
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You help support small Aussie businesses
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And you’re part of a like-minded community that values conscious, collective shopping
A Little Note
We’re not here to undercut these brands, health stores, or other small businesses. We’re here to make natural living a little more affordable through collective orders. If you’re looking to save, we’re here for you (with just a little wait). If savings aren’t what you’re after, we encourage you to head directly to the brand’s website and order through them. Either way, you’re supporting small businesses.
Thanks for shopping with us and supporting a healthier, more sustainable way to buy!
Save, Empower, Thrive—Together
Pistachio Spread - GOODSTACHIO
Product Availability
If you can't find a specific product or brand, please contact us—we're happy to help!
We're committed to keeping our product listings as fresh and accurate as a crisp apple from the orchard! However, if our wholesaler experiences a product shortage and we’re unable to receive the item, we may need to cancel your order. If that happens, rest assured, we’ll issue a refund faster than you can say 'healthy snack'!
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